7 weeks ago I couldn't imagine ever sitting in the car comfortably again let alone driving 30 miles to see my consultant but I did it yesterday.
On 30th June I had a posterior RTHR with a ceramic cup and stem. The cup is called 'Trinity' which I though was rather sweet and asked if the stem was called 'Neo' but my consultant doesn't have a sense of humour.
Anyway, I have been a good girl and as I have been sleeping anywhere and anyhow for weeks he didn't need to give me the go ahead to remove confining buffers and cushions. I also musn't twist the hip EVER, meaning not twisting knee inwards and lifting leg to side to do shoes or toenails. This was the main reason he didn't want me crawling around on the floor with children for my work anymore.
Apart from not jumping out of aeroplanes (it's the impact, it will crack the femur - ouch) I am free to do more or less anything except, but here is the surprise......
DON'T GET TOO FIT
What?
He said
... "A lot of people, especially young, like you (I smirked at this point, I am 52) think that they must go out and test their new hip by getting super fit, stretching it as far as it will go etc. Have you seen Pamela Anderson doing the splits on a TV show? Well, she will be having a revision a lot sooner than you. What she is doing is loosening the muscles and ligaments that hold the joint in place and that is not what we want to happen."
At this point I was just trying to imagine me trying to do the splits, it hadn't even crossed my mind up until that point.
He went on...
"What we need is a little stiffness, a joint that is held in place normally, not with elastic tendons around it. Keep fit, do plenty of walking, static bike riding but don't try bending it in all different directions. You are looking to preserve this hip, not wear it out"
So tonight I am off for a swim (still gently) and my usual daily walk. I am aware that Trinity and Neo will take another 8 months to fully recover but in the meantime, just after Christmas they will be joined by Morpheous and Agent Smith - my hip saga is not over yet!