Hello people, I am a 17 yo dumbass(guy btw) that tought it would be a good idea to explore his sexuality, and as you can see from the titlw it didnt really end all that well.
Long story short, i took a long ass balloon, filled it with water and buttered up my a**hole aaaand its gone.
What the f**k do I do? ER? Any way to avoid anybody knowing about this? Will it come out by itself?
Im literally panicking and dont know what to do
Don’t know if you’ve done anything about it yet but if you have not passed it yet , probably going to have to go to er. Just to be safe. Don’t be embarrassed, they’ve probably seen worse.
Defo ER, I know it’s embarrassing, but they see all sorts of things in there.
If laxatives and lots of fruit haven’t helped, go to hospital.
Well somethinf resembling it came out, but instead of it being rubber it was more like a tissue. It couldnt have been broken down by anything in the colon, could it? I also took 1000mg of magnesium citrate, but that couldnt have formed into this, could it?
Your colon might have broken it down. However, I am not a doctor so I can’t give you an exact answer. I would see your doctor or go to hospital to get proper help.
Sorry this happened. Did you go to the ER? Also did you use actual butter?
No and yes. It managed to get somewhat dissolved into a cloth like substabce and got passed.
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