Arthritis here to bite us
Doctors medics here to fight us.
You're too young to get the op
Wait till you're 90 and ready to pop.
Ibuprofen, glucosomine cocodamol too
Be careful of the last one , it could stop your poo.
Brocolli and curly kale that's the latest fad
At least they'll get you moving and that cannot be bad.
They may not stop you being stiff, but they will definitely make. you whiff .
Operation here I come
Take this pain out of my bum.