Morning man with no balls..
I thought the object of starting discussions was because you were
ignorant on a subject.,It does help if you make your Question interesting.
Yours was on a par with Boring. However, I usually respond to something that I can equate with ,My one and only gout session ( I
now know how to control it. ) I thought I had broken my big toe'.
and at 5 am took a taxi to A&E to be told I had Gout I nearly
fell off the trolley in surprise Was sent home with a pair of crutches
suuffered the "" No Help "" from G.P then looked into it myself, Good
result ..Never found any info about ,old menopausal women you
must tell me the boolk title
You sound as though belong to the WHINGING WUSS brigade
But I like your lateral sense of humour, at least you have got that
right
Beer is an external object ,once you have swallowed it, it becomes
internal. unless of course you miss your mouth .Can;t quite see that
happening in your case 
Santa doesn't like it when you take the purin out of him .
Guess you are about 6 and just finished being potty trained and think
that menopausal is a naughty word.
J