Hi Mags, sorry to hear you are depressed but I am sure a lot of it is to do with the weather as we all feel a little like that. Lets try and bring a smile to your face.
One day a pirate walked into a bar. while the bartender was pouring his drink he looked at him and said, "What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
The bartender replied: "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
The pirate explained: "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them poo'd in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird mess."
And the pirate replied,
"It was my first day with the hook."
Happens to us all. Best wishes Dave