So I wanted to follow up since I decided to go through with the procedure.
I had my bilateral no-scapel vasectomy done on 10/16/15, so I am 10 days post op.
The day of I was a wreck, nervous and incredibly anxious. I took two valiums exactly two hours before, and they did nothing to calm me down.
When I arrived at the doctors, I was brought into a room and asked to strip from the waste down, which I did. I laid on the table and waited for the doc. After about 5 minutes, both the doc and his nurse came in. They could tell I was a mess, and were very patient and calm in their approach and demeanor. He explained what he was going to do before he started, and let me know he will go at the pace I felt comfortable with.
He started with the left side first, and let me tell you...to everyone who says the needle is like a sting, you are liars!!! A needle to your ball sack is not like a needle to any other part of your body. It f#$king hurts. They have to apply a good amount so you are sufficiently numb, and aftet 10-15 seconds you are, but for that short time it is the most uncomfortable and agonizing experience I think a man can go through. Once numb, he began. I read a lot about a tugging or pulling feeling in your lower stomach, and although I felt a little, it was not uncomfortable or awful to tolerate. The left side was done in 5 minute.
He moved on to the right, and the needle to that side was 100 times worse. In fact, I had to get stuck extra due to my anxiety. If he had started with this side first, I would have stood up and walked out. This side took about 30 seconds to numb. He did what he needed to do and then was done.
Overall I was in the office for 30 minutes from start to finish, and only took me that long due to how nervous I was.
So, if you are considering it, look at the procedure in three separate phases.
1 - Needle stage. This f#$king sucks, no way around. The saving graces are they use small needles and it is over in 10 seconds per side. It is NOT like a needle at the dentist or any other needle. But, this is the WORST part of the entire procdeure.
2 - The procedure itself. THis is not bad at all. You feel someone working on you junk, but, you feel no pain or discomfort. Everything the doctor needs to do in this protion is very tolerable.
3 - Recovery. TAKE YOUR TIME AND DON'T PUSH IT!!! FOr two days, I iced, sat on the couch, took ibuprofen and did NOTHING!!!. My incisions each had one stich, which both fell out within 10 days. The sites are healing up nicely. THe bruising I had was alarming, but normal and only alarming due to the area. Seeing a purple nut sack is something that you can never get used to.
I am a wimp, so for me, getting the needles were the worst part. I am very grateful I will never have to go through this again.
There is nothing anyone can say to ease the nerves or anxiety with this. Nothing anyone said to me, whether my friends that had it done or reading in these forums, calmed me down or put me at ease, but it is something that will pass and everntually be in the rear view mirror.
Good luck to anyone that decides to take this HUGE event in a man's life.