My goodness Jim are you nuts that is a complete and utter crazy idea have you know local charities that may be able to help with such a delicate operation I do hope and Pray you get sorted mate but in a safe and clean environment like a proper operating theatre
I'm sorry for your frustration I didn't realise things were so bad it's easy for me in the UK who have a health service I genuinely do hope you get your problem sorted and get it sorted soon but please don't take the matter into your own hands in case you do more damage than good.