Hello there. I'm currently away so I can't visit the doctor. but something really weird happened today. I ate loads of this plant which I helped pick, but I don’t know the name of the plant as the people I’m staying with don’t speak English. It was washed and boiled by my host. Anyway, it’s the colour of spinach (no darker) and today, my discharge from my vagina has been bright green. Wtf! I put a tissue there as I’m sure I was imagining things, but when I take the tissue out, it’s green. Foul smelling too. I definitely do not have BV or an STI- I’m not having sex! My vagina is in healthy condition so what the f is this?! It’s the same colour as the plant- and it stinks bad- not even like vagina smelling. But please help me cuz I’m freaking out here on holiday- can your vagina link with your stomach and bowels or am I seriously ill?! The same thing happened the other week when I was drinking lots of bright yellow turmeric tea. The next day (for 2 days) whenever I wiped my vag after weeing, it was bright yellow on the tissue. Not normal cloudy yellow discharge but literally- the colour of saffron and turmeric. What tf is happening to me?! Has anyone EVER experienced anything like this before? I’ve searched and searched and can’t find anything online, which makes me think either I’m seriously ill, or I’m the only one to have ever experienced the bright coloured food to link with the vagina. I’m usually very healthy so I don’t know what the f is going on ☹️. This is not a joke! This is serious! Any advice would be much appreciated xx