HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE

Mental health
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for all those having a bad day I made this up and I hope it makes you smile!

I'M LEARNING TO DRIVE, IT SHOULD BE GOOD FUN

WE GET IN THE CAR TO GO FOR A TRIAL RUN

MY HUSBAND LOOKS NERVOUS, DON'T WORRY I SAY

YOU JUST SIT TIGHT AND WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY

I'LL TURN ON THE ENGINE I CAN'T WAIT TO GO

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DEAR, FOR GOD'S SAKE GO SLOW?

WILL YOU PLEASE STOP SCREAMING! WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?

I DID NOT HIT THAT PEDESTRIAN! HE JUMPED OUT OF THE WAY!

OH LOOK, DEAR, AT THE POLICE CAR, THE ONE  RIGHT BEHIND

THEY'RE WAVING AT US, HOW FRIENDLY, HOW KIND

 WHERE IS THE BRAKE, DEAR? I SEE A BRICK WALL AHEAD

BANG! CRASH! TOO LATE!  OOPS !DIDN'T HEAR WHAT YOU SAID

HUGS EVERYONE XXX

 

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Cute! ! :-)

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Great post! lol

My dumb sister-in-law actually did something like this. Somehow she managed to hit a house. She's never been the brightest crayon in the box, but hitting a house took it to a whole different level. lol

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How thoughtful of you to make this up so we could laugh. Now...fess up...did you really make this up??????

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This made me laugh until I had a caughing fi,. especially coming right after Helen's.

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Guilty as charged. Make up poems for family birthdays or any occasion

Told you was odd, lol

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I'm all for odd.....what the heck does normal mean anyway...sounds boring.