You took a photo? Ha, ha!
I admire your your flexibility! 😅
I vaguely remember being prescribed a sort of greasy gel stuff to squirt up my backside to aid healing. Unfortunately it was over 20 years ago so I don't remember the name..
The loose stools will certainly be irritating whatever it is, especially if you are having to make several trips to the loo. The 'after fart' makes sense too if things are inflamed up your backside.
Has your Doc given you any advice regarding diet or suggested things like Fibogel? This can help to bulk up your stools if they are loose or relieve constipation.
My Dad suffered from strangulated piles and eventually had them operated on. I'm glad iPhones weren't around back then as he would have taken great pleasure in horrifying the neighbours with photographic evidence...
Seems like I have inherited some of his ailments. Just hope I don't end up a miserable old git too! 🙄
I agree with with other replies that maybe a colonoscopy or even sigmoidoscopy (slightly less uncomfortable) may be able to pinpoint where the bleeding is coming from.
I don't recall anyone suffering from Crohn's saying that it made them bleed like you describe.
The inflammation with the disease generally causes a 'cobblestone' effect of ulceration (think mouth ulcers).
I've had it in my mouth and it ended up like a sort of crater behind my lower lip which was agonising. I rarely go off my food but that really was the exception.
I then had typical inflammation around the terminal ileum.
I was diagnosed in 1987 and in all that time have never experienced bleeding due to the Crohn's. Just secondary things like the fissure and a fistula.
You have every right to make your Doctors sick of the sight of you. Sometimes it's only grim determination on your part that will get you the answers you need. Don't let them palm you off - it's you that is suffering after all!
Anyway, I won't bore you any more!