Laughter - The Best Medicine.

I went to see my doctor last week.

I had to, he's been ill.

I went to see my doctor last week and he said 'Get up onto the bench'.

I said 'What for?'

And she said 'I want to sweep up'.

I went to the doctor last week and said 'Doctor, doctor, I've broken my arm in three places' and he said 'Well don't go there again'.

I went to see my doctor last week and said 'Doctor, doctor I keep having bad dreams, one night I dream I'm a wigwam and on others I dream I'm a marquee' and the doctor said 'Go home and try to relax, you are two tents'.

I went to see a psychiatrist last week and she said 'What do you do for a living?' I said 'I'm a motor mechanic' and she said 'Well, you'd better lay under the couch'.

Yes, it is.