My hip must have been stolen from Tescos

Bones, joints and muscles
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the trauma made me and my colleague buy lots of chocolate.......

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Now Valerie you are just being naughty. But let me know if it helps. What method are you going to use? Cut out the middleman and rub it on the scar or the more traditional route down into tummy. Actually if you strap the whole bar on to leg it would provide a cushion as it melts. If your hip came from Tesco was it buy one get one free, you could store for when needed

Sense of humour returning on my 4 week birthday tomorrow

Enjoy

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if I had bought it,ann, it wouldnt have set the security alarms off on my way in and out fortunatly it was at lunchtime so no kids from school were there to see me explain to the security guard while my friend was in hysterics and being no help at all - i am however inclined to write an indignant letter to my surgeon about it - I mean Tescos how embarrasing, M&S now -  I could drill out the crutch and shove things down there having explained myself on the way in it would be a doddle!!!!

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Apparently they've designed a new hip...made of chocolate that diffuse into the body and thus very ecological.

Mic

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Love your sense of humour.  I should have gone to Tescos instead of 99p Stores, I only got 5 chocolate bunnies which were hollow, but no alarms!

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then i would want to be a spider - seriously i set off the alarms in the tescos that is next to my school, rediculous

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