This is part two of Name your 'Gammy' Bit which is an extension of the existing page where you can list your health problems and moan about them, tell some jokes and have a laugh, and revisit old times whilst putting the world to rights
Right, to get the ball rolling here is my moan for today.
My fingers won't work very well and the fact that my keyboard is suffering from keyboardomania is making my life hell at the moment.
I want, need nay demand a new body........won't get it though because the NHS is strapped for cash - so I will have to keep plodding-on.
Anyone else got a moan, or maybe just a good joke to take my mind off this blessed keyboard?
a man walked into a bar. ouch
i know terriable but it makes me laugh .
Here's one from straight from the Doctors lounge -
A patient's referral report to a Psychologist from their doctor..........
"The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983".
And another Doctors referral report, this time to a hospital x-ray department
"She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December."
And the last one which is a 'cracker'
"Examination of the genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot."
And another one:
The Doctor's Convention
There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor's convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room.
The female doctor notices also and the next thing you know, they're sitting next to each other by the end of dinner.
After dinner, the male asks the woman if she wants to go up to his hotel room.
''Sure,'' the woman says. ''Let me go wash my hands first.''
After she washes her hands, they have sex.
After they are finished, she washes her hands again.
This is really starting to annoy the male doctor so he says,
''You know, you must be a surgeon, because you keep washing your hands.''
Angry at this remark, the woman says,
''Well, you must be an Anesthesiologist, because I didn't feel a thing!''
Lovely. We all walked into that one 
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either the forum system is working oddly this morning or the new iPad IOS is. ugh! The IOS I think. Has Apple taken to mimicking MS?
Last week there were some real oddities connected with the website.
I complained to anyone and everyone I could think of, and 'presto' as if by magic the whole thing righted itself after 24 hours without anyone accepting responsibilty for the hiccup in the first place.
This makes me think there has been a 'ferret' working on the network, ostensibly carrying-out maintainance work.
The same might be true once again.
"By his very success in inventing labour-saving devices, modern man has manufactured an abyss of boredom that only the privileged classes in earlier civilizations ever dreamed of, but the problems remain the same - delays - prevarication and frustration". 
silly one but there often the best
is slow today
Oh Ho !
Now that one really is something ,and good for the said womam` reply
sorry but it did give me one huge giggle
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L x
I hate it when I lose things, lost myself the other day and I was hunting in the garden, the living room, everywhere. I eventually found myself on the toilet!
Good job I got there in time!
I think you can get voice command programmes?
Rolf yes good one Tian!
Splutter, snort! Hehe
Knock knock...
We don't need health problems, we can die laughing from your jokes!
Creased up! I need a Cardiologist.
Hope you didn't leave a trail.