Name your 'Gammy' bit.

The idea behind this is to create a list of all those faulty bits that we suffer with so much.

Please try to keep it to a one-liner, and then at the end we should be left with a list of those things that are wrong with us (both humerous and otherwise) that drive each one of us mad.

So I will start the ball rolling then:

Diabetes t2, Peripheral Neuropathy, Spinal Stenosis, Pernicious Anaemia, Osteoarthritis, Macular Degeneration and a gammy keyboard. 

Seeing as I can't say all of me!  

Brain fog lack of energy.

Lol on the gammy keyboard! 

Well done just keep going - just get it off your chest.

Myalgic Encephalopathy is an absolute sod.

It sometimes acts like a log - of the wooden variety.smile

Diabetes 2 and being a skinny person it's hypoglycemia rather than hyperglycemia.

Hail fellow, well metsmile

Is this a competition cause I'm have more to go! Hehehe

Allergies from hell!!!!!! I can't even have a fridge or freezer because I became allergic to the gases in them. 

I've got excellent hearing and that's about it!

ie, everything else is dodgy!arrow

I have to leave large superstores sometimes because of the air con and the way I react!

 

Felicitations. It's great to hear that you can hear me shouting HELLO, sad about the rest though.

So your keyboard doen't work either then? - neither does mine. My doctor seems to think that mine needs a keyboardectomy and maybe some new fingers for me. lol cheesygrin

Let all hang out - that is what I put this thread here for.

So people could vent their spleen.

Anger management if you like but it does work.

I'm Claustrophobic - sometimes I feel that even I'm too near to myself. cheesygrin

Don't be sad, it's challenge, food for strength, which I sometimes believe. 

Keyboardectomy!!!!! Lmao I've got these sort of synthetic things to cover my keyboard because I eat in bed and bits can get in it, but the light dims at night I turn into a lunatic sometimes cause I can touch type but not the numbers and symbols too well. Hmph.

You're personality certainly isn't dodgy mrsmop! 

Another rant, losing the ability to spell without checking, double checking, anyone else?