



If you’re worried you really should go to the doctors mate; I know it can be pretty scary but they’ve seen it all before, so don’t fret. I’ve had 7 different health care professionals check out my tackle in the past few weeks and also had 2 prostate exams, both of which were done by attractive female doctors! I shit you not, one of them said “for this procedure we’ll needed a chaperone” so I was expecting Tyrone the 7ft monster to come in and stand there but it was a young, apprentice looking, female doctor… most embarrassing to start with but they were very professional and no one laughed at my new-born looking penis which, for reasons unknown, decided to just shrivel up (sigh) - this was a frequent occurrence for most of my exams, so I just gave up caring in the end lol.