The Royal ME Home for delinquents

Brain and nerves
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Well now that the venue has been decided and the property bought it iwon't be long before we can move into our new residential home, under the tender supervision of our resident Matron :nurse:

For Health and Safety reasons we have appointed a full time Lifeguard :whistle:

And the Resident Housekeeper will be Mrs Danvers :spider:

The following positions are still vacant so send your CVs in to Matron ASAP

Medical Officer :doctor:

Aromatherapist :cheerup:

Physiotherapist :tickle:

Counsellor :hug:

Entertainments Officer :note:

Laundry Maid :towel:

The best rooms are going fast so hurry and book yours

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Well, Teedie's going to apply for all of those for starters :roll:

Doesn't leave much for the rest of us :?

I fully approve of the lifeguard though :wink:

Don't forget that I've already booked the room next to Jay's :love: ......

Think that request probably got lost in the deceased postings ....... :roll:

Matron's gone very quiet lately ...... pssst ..... think she's having problems with her haemorrhoids :sadface: Keeps asking to borrow my Preparation H :roll:

I'm sure we will be hearing from her soon ..... :nurse:

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I suppose you have already voted me as the lifeguard behind my back :oops: :lol:

Mind you, the way i look, i think that if i was to jump into Loch Ness and saw nessie :monster: , there would be a big splash and i would be the ONLY thing left in the water :roll:

I want to know where all the other guy's have got to ??

i know about Jay's internet thingy but i'm on my own here :cry: .

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Well I want the best room, the one next to the bar so when I find my drinking legs I won't have far to stagger. I have already said I am the aromatherapist.

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Well Dale needs to be next to the bathroom because of her leg bag.

James, don't spoil the illusion - keep the fantasy alive, we get little enough sport as it is :lol: :wink:

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James since i am the only Scot on here, i will jump in and save you from Loch Ness :lol: :arrow:

Katie what do you mean i will apply for all :roll: i don't want to be the laundry maid :lol: although it's a beutiful sunny day here in Bonnie Scotland and all my beds are stripped and laundry hanging out 8)

Getting back to topic....... now what will i choose :?: :?: Coming to think of it, i am in the process of sorting out my girly holiday for next year and doing all the bookings, so could i invent a new job and be the outings co-ordinator :wink: but i will need my annual leave from 2nd April - 8th April 2009 :wink:

Since i am probably one of the team who feels better most of the time i will take on the laundry maid job but i want it renamed as \"laundry supervisor\" as i won't be doing the laundry, i will be co-ordinating that too. :lol: although i will be hanging it out as i don't like anyone interfering with that. This must be done my way :lol:

So when you have dirty washing, don't leave it lying on the floor, put it in laundry basket and if it is not dirty then put it back in your drawer. If it is dirty put in laundry and if it looks clean it will be put back in your room unwashed (although you'll think it is washed) :lol:

Bedding will be changed on a Friday, so strip your own beds in the morning. :lol:

My room will need to be beside Dale's if we're not allowed to share :roll:

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Blimey Teedie ..... think I've said this before ..... do I detect a little perfectionism in the laundry department :shock:

Sounds good though .... I know Matron :nurse: likes everything to be absolutely spick and span on the bedding front ..... hope your hospital corners are immaculate

Aromatherapy sounds good LouLou .... hope I can be first in the queue :wink:

Yup James, you are definitely going to be our lifeguard .... just hope there is plenty of action though take no notice if Alicia claims she is drowning in her bath 'cos you can guarantee she's telling a porky :roll:

Oh and thanks James, for sending me the pm with a pic. of your enlargement as requested :lol: ...... Sshh ......... better not tell the others 'cos they will all want one! :lol:

Still don't know what's happened to Matron :nurse:

Expect we shall here from her soon :roll:

Hope she approves of my new uniform ...... bet she'll having something to say about the fishnet tights and stilletos though :roll: They won't last five minutes once she sees them :roll:

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Shouldn't think they'll last 5 minutes if James sees them either :lol:

BTW, where is Mike? He can be our odd job man. Hope he's handy with the hammer. :D

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You've sussed me out well Katie :lol:

Hospital corners - no problem. it's like riding a bike, you never forget :lol:

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That's good Teedie ...... wish I could get my bike out though

Yes, where are all the other guys?

We haven't frightened them off again have we :roll:

They're probably responding to another much more exciting forum right this minute :evil:

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Hi All

Dunno if this is old or new post now all has been returned!! :P

I will be in charge of transport cos I have experience with scooters :bus:

Dale xxx

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Dale, I knew we must have been separated at birth as i am the events co-ordinator so we will be working together. :cuddle: that's us joined at the hip :lol:

This is the new thread smile

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Hay, don't forget you will need a machanic for when the scooters go wrong or if the :bus: brakes down.

I've been told i'm pretty good with the way i make use of my hands :shock: :wink: :lol: :lol:

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Okay then ...... your're in :wink:

It's our lucky day girls :lol:

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Lifeguard and masseur, oooer I'm liking the sound of this

Perhaps we ought to stop encouraging him, it can't be good for him. :lol:

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Well at least James hasn't deserted us ... :lol:

What's happened to all the other boyos :?

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We've scared them away.

I hope they aren't poorly.

Didn't someone say something about Jay not having internet connection sometimes?

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Yes, I think Jay pays monthly for his internet subscription so I guess it's been a bad month

Miss you Jay :wink:

Him and I are one of the 'originals' 8)

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Found this when looking for something else so brought it forward for our new friends to have a read.

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Thanks Lou Lou :lol:

Honestly, what a load of old rubbish we write :lol: :lol:

Long may it continue though :ok:

Sounds as if you are feeling a bit better Lou ....... do hope so :D

Where's Teedie got to ..... hope she's not going to desert us now she feeling a little better :yikes:

Maybe if we tell her that we have allocated someone else to hang up the washing she will come rushing back :run:

Teeds ...... we miss you :wah: