wheres my glasses

the things that frustrates me most about getting older is my eyesight failing 

and needing glasses to read drives me insane ,because i can never find them no matter how many pairs i buy theres never  a pair at hand .drives me up the wall . what drives you nuts about getting older ?

In my case it's the QWERTY keyboard that drives me round the bend.

Who gave them permission  to move the letters about to the extent that most of the time the ones that I want have moved to another place and require me to go and find them before I can finish a letter?

Come to think about it, the spelling on them is noot as gode as it udsed to be, orf   exmple I m loking for the letre 'F' at the mumont.................................

All I can think of that drives me potty ,is that instead of becoming less intense, with the fear&.phobias,they seem to be more intense & this makes me feel less able to remove them

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The thing that frustrates me about getting older is that I have still have the brain of a teenager but a body that doesn't match it! Can't keep up. 

There is a lot of things that drives me mad, but I'm not listing them all. lol

Now Tis, my problem is similar to yours, but as I got older I had to have Bi-Focals, having Dystonia does not help matters in my condition. It's like the Optician said "Having contact lenses are out the question!" as well.

I'm not sure if you seen what Dystonia actually does when it's Generalized, but believe it is very difficult to live with, ("come to think of it, my wife sometimes says that about me!" lol ) Every pair of spectacles I was forever breaking, I would pop the screws out then the lenses would fall out. I had spare glasses but they were put together with my own DIY, longer screws - but they used to stab me in the eye lids if they slipped.

The pair I got now seem indestructible, I told the optician about all the problems I have with wearing spectacles, like screws popping out, lenses falling, because I am heavy handed. He took all my problems in to account, and come up with a really nice pair that I've had for over 18 months now, and I am pleased with them. I can't pop the screws out he put a small amount of Super-Glue on the ends of the screws so they cannot come out, and these frames are super bendy. Now, you're thinking why would I want bendy frames! SImple I keep falling asleep with them on - I have found them in so many places in the bed, some have been uncomfortable!eeklol

My wife on the other hand has a very different problem with hers!! LOL She bought a really nice pair of spectacles, interchanging frames, etc. A few days later she come in the room without her glasses om, I said "OMG, what have you done around your eyes?" she said "Nothing, why?" - I said "You better look in a mirror, you like Harry Potter, gone wrong!" all I heard was "WTH, how did that happen?" - she phoned the optician and he said you must have a problem wearing anything metal. She had her frames changed to plastic! LOL - After that we thought about it, neither of us wear wedding rings, even though we are married. She stopped wearing hers because of the metal irritates her skin. Mine I don't waer because I kept catching mine and it kept cutting my finger in the same place.

Always fun in our house! in stupid ways!

Regards,

Les.

Another thing that frustrates me is that my eyesight's not that great now and it hurts them to read a long post like that Les! So I have to either skip the posts or take about an hour a bit at a time to reply. 

LOL... Sorry, Georgia...

Here you go a small one just for you!!

One morning my wife woke me up, and said "What have you done, it looks like you've had a nose bleed in bed, but your face is clean!" - I thought thats impossible.. until I moved, I found I had bit myself in the back with my false teeth which I had forgot to take out. There was a whole "U" bend of teeth marks in my back and still bleeding on my white t-shirt!! LMAO   lol

My wife is always telling people, he the only person she knows that can bite himself in the back!! hehehe

Hehehe brilliant! That's a rare talent indeed and one you should be very proud of. I'd due for a set of partial dentures if I can get there!

By the way thanks for the small one; I always wanted a small one! 

LOL so many funny comments in here ,but the funniest has got to be that of you Les...

keep them coming in

xx

god mental arent we . hows the brain today gang 

i believe i have a general knowledge question that migth stump you and george ,

what war of the 20th centray never officialy ended. ?thinking caps on ,

georgia with dentures on the loose , can just see it .

what annoys me is my eyesight isent taht bad hasnt changed in 3yrs its just the pain from the muscles around the eyes ,

but i swear lables are just printed that small to annoy us over 50s 

along with another thing that annoys the hell out of me ,

thats easy opening packinging easy for who id like to no because i have an awful time opening stuff . 

and who thought those bloody pull rings on tins was a good idea whats wrong with a tin opener and a key . i havnt the strenght to pull those rings .

screammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm leave stuff along .

 

me to hun 

wheres my glasses

i had them a minute ago

what have i opened the cupboard  for 

why have i come in hear 

god i think i am going crazy 

think i am loosing my mind

iv just made custard and i wanted gravy 

i cant read my shopping list 

and i cant see my medicine dose 

oh god iv forgotten the toast 

and wheres my bloddy glasses heaven only knows 

 

bit rubbish but only got a few minutes got to do tea custard and chips i think hehehe

 

sorry les iv got a picture now of that little man eli in last of the summer wine with the bottle glasses that keeps having narrow escapes .

sorry if i was sat in your company now id be having fits of giggles 

becasue of that image . but not in a nasty way . 

the times i am looking for my glasses and there on my head ..you wouldnt believe.

 

Korean War?

The war of the sexes!

Splutter! Hehehe I could take them out and bite people on their bottoms when they're walking past. Quickly put them back in and look innocent.  

I stopped putting my glasses on the top of my head because they were so impossible to find!