Woke up with strange feeling in face, plus feeling bloated for almost two weeks.

Like the title says, been feeling this way since feeling scared about having an Abdominal aortic aneurysm, but I'm still passing stool and I don't feel a pulsing mass or deep pain. Am I just losing my mind because of this?

As for the strange feeling in my face, I felt no numbness or drooping in my face, almost like my muscles we're tight.

Anxiety can cause all kinds of sensations, I have had pins and needles in just one side of my face/head for two weeks before for no reason other than anxiety. Anxiety can contribute to bloating or stress induced IBS too but I'd consult your doctor if it's bothering you.

Well, I feel stupid. Started chewing gum this morning and my bloating went down almost immediately.

Don't worry about it. Hope you feel better now

Anxiety can cause bloating plus numerous other symptoms.

I highly doubt you have an abdominal aor tic     Aneurysm.

That normally affects middle age people who smoke and have high blood pressures.

You are Overthinking this.  If you are concerned, get peace of mind and see your doctor. People get all kinds of aches and pains with the vast majority being nothing serious.

Relax   ❤️.