Your epitaph

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If I could speak for myself I'd say 'Georgia was a complete and utter tw*t and enjoyed every minute of it'.

What's yours?

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Here lies Archemedes who's last words were...........

'An equal amount of sh*t has come out of the ground to put my sh*t in it.'

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Georgia, that is just the way to get a torrent of objections. I hold you in far higher esteem. This thread is not for what others, such as I,  would give as your epitaph. Besides given our relative ages I should never see your epitaph. I should be most unhappy if I did, even the polite, happy version - one that you would have deserved.

It could end as you have stated . . . And enjoyed every minute of it. The first half needs a little more happy work done on it. Not one word of two wheeled projectiles with seat above power source. I am looking forward to a second version, please . . .please.

 

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Mmmm I did not know you are a politician, Archemedes. Your namesake jumped out of the bath and ran down the street starkers, shouting "where is my towel. I've soap in my eyes"  he had invented soap or understood displacement theory or some such tosh.

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Wasn't that Archimedes?

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The correct spelling is unknown as it was translated from the Greek. I've chosen the least common spelling as I'm from 'Barcelona', like Manuel of John Cleese fond memories. lol cheesygrin 

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Now Manuel IS a hero.

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yes Mrs Mop who did invent soap? Archemedes, Archimedes, his cousin Manuel or some other geezer. Humph, judging by mothers' keenness on cleen knees and behind the ears too, some mother probably.

9

i told you i was sick !.

or ,i aint finshed yet !

10

They are not going to believe that, surely? 

not after all the practice they have had

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Mmmm...Well georgia mine might be...FOR A GOOD TIME......DIG..cheesygrin

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Mmmm...Well georgia mine might be...FOR A GOOD TIME......DIG..cheesygrin

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or it could be...HE LIVED WITH HIS WIFE FOR FIFTY YEARS,,AND DIED IN THE CONFIDENT HOPE OF A BETTER LIFE..cheesygrin

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Yes Manuel!!!!  What a star.

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And your etipah from me George is 'Lovely bloke who died from over analysing!' 

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Spike Milligan!!!! Yes love that one. Hehehe 

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Oh for goodness sake, that's really sick but pretty good! Lol

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Ah no no no that's even sicker! Glad I'm not married to you! 

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Sorry Georgia.Was just trying to give you a wee smile for today..I suppose my Epitaph should be...Here lies an Atheist...All dressed up and nowhere to go...redface

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i couldnt remember who said that, i thought it was the guy who played sgt wilson in dads army .. i no he did say something witty .