Still in pain

Jim Davidson is another wife-beater you don't want to be spraying things on you.............

He's had five wives and they've all left him, surprisingly.......

Mind you, he would never have made it to my LIST anyway.

Lol! You'd help him find his lost ark..heehee...You'd have to climb over me to get to him first I can tell you! That man is delicious, downright delicious!

Are you still on lansoprazole, Carole? Only just noticed that - it causes white blood cells to go madly down at times and so you're more susceptible to infections.

Good for modern medicine! Take away one problem and give you another immediately. The drug companies must be laughing all the way to the bank.

They left him? I wonder why?

Nah, he wouldn't have made my list either..but when I was a young girl...( that must be a few months ago now...My, how times fly by!) I had a huge crush on Dave Allen. Got to love a man who makes you laugh.

I know you're right and I don't have any problem with the water, but walking five hundred yards is difficult for me (arthritis) They say walking is good for arthritis but I don't agree. It causes unbelievable agony to me.

When I was young and fancy-free I walked a lot. I just can't nowadays. Swimming is good though, right? Please say YES! I can do that!

Yep and he's all mine.

Signed,

Princess Leia       mess with me and Darth Vader will get you.

Actually, five yards is about my limit, says she, exaggerating as usual.

Tess, have you cut  back on sugar. My sister's life changed for the better re arthritis, when she cut it out.

I'm not afraid of that wimp Darth Vader! ( gulp, faint) I'll get my Stephen to beat him to death with his unmentionables.

Now then, what do you think of that, huh ? Not so self-assured now are you honey?

xxx

When you mention unmentionables...i'm just a puddle.

I've got a toy Darth Vader, which is entirely irrelevant.

And a plastic model of Captain Scarlett, who says "IT'S A MYTH - HE'S A MYSTERON REPLACEMENT"

Tena Lady are good for that. Or just heavy-duty Kotex.

I can beat you on that! I can puddle by sneezing or coughing. So there!

LOL! I'm going to need Pampers if this doesn't stop, heehee

That's okay. I too have re-entered the childhood stage. Much to the disgust of the menfolk in my life I have Baby Oleg Meerkat

Aaaaaaaaannnnnd...THEY'RE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                 omg

Me, too. And most of all if I throw up, which is rare, here is TMI.

I just sit on the toilet holding a bowl. Yuk. It saves a lot of cleaning floors and clothes.

My Captain Scarlett also says, "THIS IS CAPTAIN SCARLETT SPEAKING - I'M ALL RIGHT - MY WOUNDS HAVE HEALED."

 

But Dave Allen didn't have enough fingers to......................................

Speaking of puddles...chamomile tea absolutely relaxes me right to the sofa, in a prone position. I use the double bag pure chamomile flower tea.

I also got some ginger tea, but on getting home saw it had licorice root in it....raises blood pressure.

 

I forgot to claim Alexsander when I renewed my car insurance policy.

The next year I forgot to claim Sergei.